-They contour my life.
-They come in all different colors, shapes, and sizes.
-They see and choose to hide all my flaws while still loving me.
-They hold all the secrets I dont want ot share with others.
-They make me look better than I really am.
-They keep me together, especially when there are signs of hills and bumps ahead.
-They go with me everwhere and stick closer than a brother.
- Through all my gains and losses, they remain my closest and dearest friend.
-They become my security blanket, especially when I am standing next to a size 2 blonde.
-They boost my confindence.
-They keep me from doing things I shouldnt do, such as overeating. ( come on, ladies. You know that girdle really starts to make its presence known when you've had a few bites too many.)
-They help me put my best forward. (My best being my breasts, now that my buttocks and "pooch" are pushed in.)
-They dont run or split under pressure.
-The best oness ( those made of 80% Spandex or better) are real.
Silvia Di Meglio
3 comments:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESS!!!!!!!!! ;-)
thanks, you are such a loyal blogger. I think we are a small group.
Yes, I think we are quite rare (bloggers that is). I am waiting for the novelty of facebook to subside and then I think blogging will be in full swing again. Hope you had a great Birthday! I did try calling....(I should have trained Chelsea to sing "Happy Birthday"...it would have been nicer than my boring message:-))
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